Dear Wife, please pay this invoice I made up in my head.

Yesterday was one of those days… If it could suck, it would suck in world class style.  Added bonus of being married to my husband.  That’s a fallacy, he looks like my husband, sounds like my husband but that’s not the reality of which I am part of.  All things said, I did pretty well.  … Continue reading Dear Wife, please pay this invoice I made up in my head.

Hand me the remote while I watch poorly played self destruction

The relief was, of course and as expected-short lived.  The elephant remains the unspoken bane of my existence.  While it sits quietly sucking the life out of everyone, with meaty legs propped on the coffee table…even taking the remote and saying fuck that to watching football, Animal Planet all the way! I suppose I should … Continue reading Hand me the remote while I watch poorly played self destruction